the urinal.

hi sonia.

2008-11-23T17:13:00.000-08:00

hello!!!!

have a very happy birthday!!!

i hope you will have fun and remember this day!

because we have lit exam in a few hours.

SO GET OF THE COMPUTER AND START MUGGING U SHIT!

heehee <3

hi

2008-11-22T00:36:00.001-08:00

i love sonia.

taboos.

2008-09-28T07:59:00.000-07:00

imagine you call your dad on the phone,

just like how you'd ask him to "ta bao" some "char siew" rice for dinner.

it goes like this...

** manifique..... french song about love by singtel.....bastard, i didnt i have to pay for tt la.l**

click.

...ah boy ah, what you want? i'm leaving work already!

.....i want char siew rice please, thank you hor,my motherfucker!

.... WHAT! YOU CALL ME WHAT!!!!! YOU BASTARD CHILD!

.. correct what, you pok mommy, so your my mother fucker what!

.....ya hor...but not very nice.... but okay la, just dont let mom hear you saying that!

...okay okay, relax dad.

....... okay, actually this is quite fun, anyway i got go,traffics turning green, bye bastard child. see you at home!

.... huh, why u call me that dad!

... you call me your motherfucker so i call you bastard child la!

....HUH?

**click**

THANK GOD THIS IS JUST BULLSHIT.

i think this is quite funny.

2008-09-27T22:02:00.000-07:00

imagine a dog

a very angry dog

with blood smeared fangs

and very bad breath.

he is very hungry.

okay, have you imagined this dog.

he looks at you.

and you think you are being cute.

you stick out your tongue.

what a stupid thing to do.

very stupid.

hahaha.

because this dog, HE LIKES TO EAT TONGUES!!!!

so from next to nothing,

he runs up to you,

pins you on the floor.

and starts to gnash your face.

don't blame the dog, he's an animal

animals dont really aim well.

so now your face is fucked up.

i mean, REALLY FUCKED UP.

like boiled pumpkin with oatmeal cereal and coconut cream with a dried lizard on top.

That's your complexion. PLUS ACNE. FUCK.

and then you scream,

you scream for you mother, your father, your aunty and you long lost step brother you told to fuck off cause he did better then you for PSLE.

then you realise, THE DOG IS THAT BROTHER! OMG!

HE NOW DRY HUMPS YOU.

SHIT.

I LIKE CNI!

2008-09-26T21:53:00.001-07:00

hi.

i think blogging can retarded.

but i'm giving it a chance.

so here goes....

i want people to die young.
and regret the things they wanted to do, but had no balls to do it.
up yours.
up yours and till YOU go back to your mothers womb.

screw you, y'all pragmatic bitches.
every single one of you.
especially you.

with all sincerity and hope, i yearn for your understanding.
and once you realize that i was right, your stomach rips open, making you feel immense pain,

making you regret.

hahahahahhaaaha NO BALLS HAHAHAHAH NO BALLS

okay.